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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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