Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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