Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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