ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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