woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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