So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The air was thick with penises
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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