Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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