he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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