i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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