i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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