a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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