Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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