How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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