you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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