i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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