He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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