Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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