Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Your cock deserves a montage
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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