? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
