Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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