Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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