matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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