Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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