It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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