What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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