I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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