I don't think brook has ever known best
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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