this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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