I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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