I'm drive I can fine osifer
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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