He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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