Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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