Those balls look pretty dangerous.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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