Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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