So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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