i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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