Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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