That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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