her vagine was all disorganized.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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