I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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