make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
soo... how was my night?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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