I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
