I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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