STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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