Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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