That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We have started to decorate penises.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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