Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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