So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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