actually, I'm a sock model
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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