I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
tell me about the fingering
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