So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Omg I joined a choir last night...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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