Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So much rum. So many feels.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
